if i

…were to name the three most stylish women today they would have to be Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, Carine Roitfeld, and Zoe Kravitz

…

…were the present paramour of this young, rich and handsome Chinese-Filipino who is reputed to impregnate his girlfriends only to find new love when they have had miscarriages, I would stay away from him so he’ll grow older responsibly.

…were to return home from Europe to grieve for my mother’s untimely demise, I would keep a low profile even at the smallest diners and be very careful not to make snide comments about harmless ladies who are much-loved by local society. Minding my manners (and grammar, some say) would be top priority if I were to make more friends than enemies.